January 2010
90 posts
Sa Sinehan
Girl: Lagi mo ako naiintindihan, nandyan ka pag malungkot ako. Hindi ba pwede na maging tayo?
Boy: Hindi pwede, BAKLA ako te!
Senator Pimentel--Shame on you!
jimparedes:
In an official senate ethics hearing on Villar’ alleged double insertion on the C5 extension project,
ROXAS : I had no insertions, period…Let alone an insertion for a road to pass through any such property..”
PIMENTEL: Well, I am sure that after your marriage, you had some insertions”.
ROXAS:That is an affront on my wife (Korina Sanchez), Mr. President!”.
Pimentel-You’re...
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
Breaking News (aka Joke of the Day)
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Joseph Estrada.
Joseph Estrada Who?
Pinayagan ng comelec tumakbo bilang Pangulo si Joseph Estrada.
Mula sa Inquirer:
MANILA, Philippines – (UPDATE 3) The Commission on Elections Second Division allowed on Wednesday former President Joseph Estrada to run for president in the May 2010 elections.
“It is a victory of the Filipino people,” Estrada...
Jason Ivler aka Jsin Aguilar →
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quarklovesyou:
Hey folks! NU’s looking for a DJ who knows her shit. It’s about time for the next Myrene Academia. e-mail me at my very apt addy: notradio@yahoo.com . Hugs.
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staff:
Thank you.
APO bids farewell...
jimparedes:
Yes, it is true. The TV news said it right.
APO is winding down. We, (Jim, Danny and Boboy) announced that we have decided to stop performing, recording and singing together.
We are doing our last Valentines show this Feb 13 at SMX in Mall of Asia. We still have other concerts to do before and after Valentines but only until end of May. If you can, do catch the last few shows we...
Patalastas →
Mga patalastas mula sa Pilipinas.
Photographers/lomographers, I need yer help!
isawforsale:
Hai thar, all! People from my office are asking me to make a feature on lomography due to air on Thursday (le gasp, I know, so soon!) and I have only this Wednesday to shoot. Honestly, I don’t know much about lomography so I really need help. If you:
know people I can interview
have something to say about lomography
want to appear on an online video (nuhks!)
want your lomo...
